I saw Rupert Goold’s production of No Man’s Land by Harold Pinter on Saturday night at The Duke of York theatre. Very good.

No Man's Land
A cast of four. One room. Lots of whisky. The relationships all unclear and the atmosphere morphing from maudlin to menacing to jovial…..and back. Who is the ragged Spooner? What relationship have the two younger men to the older Hirst? What is the relationship between the two younger men, the supposed “vagabond cock”? What is in the photo album? Did Spooner school with Hirst? Is Spooner a bit of rough trade from Hampstead Heath or a potman at the local Bull’s Head? Or perhaps a long lost acquaintance?
Michael Gambon plays Hirst, a literary figure in his later years; Paralytic at night but fresh in the morning. David Bradley’s Spooner is Hirst’s contemporary. An outsider, desperately feeling for a foothold. Briggs, played by Nick Dunning, is ambiguous but intimidating when teamed with David Walliams’ Foster but, while Walliams performance carries weight, his TV fame spills over and one can never entireyly dismiss a subliminal flash of Little Britian’s Lou & Andy as Foster stands talking down to the inebriated and seated Hirst.
Spooner: “….in no man’s land. Which never moves, which never
changes, which never grows older, but which remains
forever icy and silent.”
Silence
Hirst: “I’ll drink to that.”

No Man's Land
Crisps and Peanuts
Tags: brighton, Christmas drink, gay, getting older, girlfriends, married men
Christmas drink in London with ex-colleagues on Wednesday night. Train to London Bridge. Tube to Waterloo. Rush hour more ghastly than ever but I still miss the buzz. The Camel, in Lower Marsh. Tenner in the whip, pints of Guinness, crisps and peanuts. Friends from New York returning for Christmas, all getting older, the past another country.
Like misshapen jigsaw pieces we try to fit back together but the picture has changed. Some of us are the same as ever, some promoted, some moved on, some have got out of the rat race altogether. Lubricated by alcohol and goodwill the edges are smoothed and new links discovered.
When men get married they re-invent their past and populate it with numerous girlfriends. I know of several who have never previously had girlfriends and yet they meet a girl and immediately get married. Then, their masculinity confirmed, they feel free to pontificate at length on the subject of women. It was one of these who, safely married, got rather excited about the fact that I live in Brighton and started insinuating I was gay. Having lived in Brighton for ten years I’m used to this. I usually find myself being deliberately ambiguous. Someone said I looked like Alan Carr and I complained, “What, are you calling me fat?”
The train ride back to Brighton is not so bad when you snooze most of the way.
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